Well, darlings, NBC just couldn’t resist dipping its perfectly manicured toes into television’s most deliciously deceitful waters. The network — you know, the one with the peacock that’s not quite Peacock — is serving up its own helping of “The Traitors,” minus the celebrity garnish.
And thank heavens Alan Cumming isn’t going anywhere. Fresh off snagging an Emmy for his masterful hosting of season two (and sporting those magnificent kilts), he’ll continue ruling over that atmospheric Scottish castle where betrayal comes with a side of highland charm. Really, who else could deliver those perfectly timed eyebrow raises with such panache?
Here’s the truly fascinating bit — while Peacock’s version has become something of a retirement home for reality TV veterans (seriously, some of these folks have spent more time on camera than off), NBC’s taking things back to basics. They’re throwing regular folks into the mix. Think Karen from accounting and Bob from the hardware store getting their chance to scheme and plot like proper villains.
The timing couldn’t be more spot-on. With Peacock already giving seasons four and five the green light (and honey, wait till you hear about season four’s cast — Donna Kelce trading football drama for castle intrigue? Yes, please), this expansion feels practically destined.
For those who’ve somehow managed to avoid the water cooler conversations — bless your hearts — “The Traitors” is essentially what would happen if Agatha Christie designed a reality show. Contestants split into Faithfuls and Traitors, then spend their time pointing fingers and clutching pearls while trying to figure out who’s been metaphorically stabbing them in the back.
The civilian version won’t grace our screens until 2026 (practically ancient history in TV terms), but it’s following in the footsteps of its British cousin, which has proven that you don’t need a blue checkmark to deliver grade-A drama. Sometimes the most riveting television comes from watching Sharon the school teacher discover her inner Machiavelli.
It’s rather poetic, really. The U.S. version started with a mixed bag of civilians and celebrities before going full-Hollywood, and now we’re coming full circle. There’s something rather refreshing about returning to the Dutch original’s premise — ordinary people doing extraordinary amounts of lying.
NBC’s move signals something bigger, too. In an era where streaming platforms seem to have cornered the market on must-watch TV, traditional networks are proving there’s still life in the old girl yet. Especially when murder-mystery shenanigans are involved.
So here’s to more seasons of suspicion, Scottish mist, and civilian subterfuge. After all, treachery tastes just as sweet whether it’s served with a side of fame or not. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a mysterious murder to solve and a castle full of suspects waiting.
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