Hollywood’s latest family drama just got another plot twist. Machine Gun Kelly dropped a bombshell on social media Thursday, announcing the arrival of his daughter with ex-fiancée Megan Fox – because apparently, celebrity relationships weren’t complicated enough already.
The tattooed musician (known to the DMV as Colson Baker) shared a tender glimpse of his newborn’s tiny hands on Instagram, captioning it with peak millennial parent energy: “she’s finally here!! our little celestial seed 🥹💓♈️♓️♊️ 3/27/25.” Nothing says 2025 quite like announcing your baby’s arrival with a string of zodiac signs, right?
But wait – there’s more. The birth announcement landed smack in the middle of some Grade-A celebrity drama involving Fox’s ex-husband, Brian Austin Green. MGK recently slid into Green’s DMs with some… interesting messages. Let’s just say accusing someone of being “the FEDS” and telling them to “go back to cereal commercials” probably won’t make it into any co-parenting handbooks anytime soon.
Green, showing the kind of restraint that comes from decades in Hollywood, responded with laughing emojis and a DiCaprio reference that honestly deserves its own slow clap. “careful… He may be coming for you next” might be the most elegant way to diffuse celebrity beef we’ve seen this side of 2025.
Amid all this, Sharna Burgess (Green’s current wife) emerged as the voice of reason – shocking, right? She dropped some actually useful wisdom about blended families that wouldn’t sound out of place in a parenting podcast. “When kids are in a split household the greatest thing we can do is make them love and feel safe in both homes,” she shared, presumably while watching this whole situation unfold with a bowl of popcorn.
The family tree here is starting to look more like a forest. Fox brings three sons to the table – Noah Shannon (12), Bodhi Ransom (10), and Journey River (8) – from her previous marriage to Green. MGK’s got 15-year-old daughter Casie from a prior relationship. And now there’s this new “celestial seed” in the mix. Family reunions must be… interesting.
What makes this whole situation extra spicy? Fox and Kelly reportedly split in November 2024, mere months before their daughter’s arrival. Their relationship – which kicked off with an engagement that looked like it was styled by Hot Topic’s executive team – has been quite the rollercoaster. From blood vials to public spats, they’ve given us enough material for several seasons of a reality show.
While the newest Baker’s name remains under wraps (placing bets on something involving crystals or astrology), one thing’s crystal clear: Hollywood’s definition of family keeps evolving faster than streaming service prices. And honestly? That might not be such a bad thing – even if it does make for some awkward red carpet moments.
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