Baseball has its share of fairy tales, but what unfolded at Minute Maid Park last night felt more like something straight out of MLB The Show 25. Oakland A’s rookie Nick Kurtz didn’t just have a career night — he wrote himself into baseball lore with a performance that left even the most seasoned statisticians scrambling for context.
Four home runs. Six hits total. Eight RBIs. Sometimes numbers tell the whole story, but not this time.
The rookie’s historic outburst against the Houston Astros — yeah, those Astros, the ones who’ve owned the AL West for what feels like forever — wasn’t just about the box score. Each blast seemed to carry its own personality, turning Minute Maid’s Crawford Boxes into his personal playground. The first one? Pure opposite-field power. The second? A moonshot that probably had NASA checking their radar.
“Speechless,” Kurtz managed to mumble during his post-game chat with Dallas Braden and Chris Caray on A’s Cast. For once, the usually chatty rookie found himself at a loss for words — and who could blame him?
Look, four-homer games are about as rare as finding a reasonable parking spot at Oracle Arena during a Warriors playoff game. We’re talking 18 times in MLB history. That’s it. To put it in perspective, there’ve been more perfect games thrown than players who’ve gone yard four times in nine innings.
What makes this even sweeter for A’s fans — and lord knows they could use some sugar this season — is the timing. In a year where most headlines about Oakland baseball have centered around attendance woes and Vegas rumors, Kurtz’s explosion serves as a much-needed reminder: sometimes baseball’s magic shows up when you least expect it.
The left-handed slugger’s clinic couldn’t have come at a better moment for a franchise desperately seeking signs of life in their rebuild. Between the endless speculation about relocation and a win-loss record that looks more like a typo, the Green and Gold faithful needed something — anything — to celebrate.
Sure, one game doesn’t turn around a season. Baseball’s too long, too grueling for that. But for one night, at least, an A’s rookie reminded everyone why this sport remains unmatched in its capacity for the extraordinary. In an era obsessed with launch angles and exit velocity, Kurtz delivered something refreshingly old-school: pure, unadulterated power hitting that would’ve made Reggie Jackson crack a smile.
For the record books, it’ll go down as just another four-homer game. But for those who witnessed it — whether in person or through their phones while doom-scrolling about the latest tech layoffs — it was something more. It was a glimpse of what could be, a flash of brilliance in an otherwise dim season, and maybe, just maybe, the start of something special in Oakland.
Or Vegas. But that’s another story for another day.