Sometimes the best comedy isn’t scripted — just ask Micah Richards, who’s quickly becoming CBS Sports’ most reliable source of unintentional entertainment during Champions League coverage. The latest chapter in this ongoing saga? A post-match interview that had the former Manchester City defender making his now-trademark dash from the studio set, thanks to some expertly timed banter from Inter Milan’s Denzel Dumfries.
Picture this: A thrilling 3-3 draw between Inter and Barcelona had just wrapped up at the Estadio Olimpic Lluis Companys. The CBS Sports panel — Kate Scott, Jamie Carragher, Thierry Henry, and our unfortunate fashion victim Richards — settled in for what should’ve been routine post-match analysis.
But nothing’s routine anymore when it comes to Richards’ wardrobe choices.
Dumfries, still catching his breath after a two-goal heroic performance, seemed ready to play nice when Richards tossed him what appeared to be a softball question about his favorite pundit. “Oh this is tough, You, you are my favourite,” Dumfries started, before delivering the perfectly timed punchline: “But remember what Marcus said, your suit was a little bit too small!”
The studio erupted. Henry and Carragher — never ones to miss an opportunity for some good-natured ribbing — practically fell out of their chairs laughing. And Richards? Well, he did what any self-respecting pundit would do when faced with such savage criticism — he fled the scene entirely.
Here’s the kicker: this isn’t even the first time Richards’ supposedly snug attire has become the talk of the football world. Just weeks earlier, following Inter’s quarter-final victory over Bayern Munich, Marcus Thuram had kicked off this whole fashion critique saga by pointing out that while everyone else’s suits looked fine, Richards’ appeared to be “a bit tight.”
The recurring bit has transformed what could’ve been just another night of Champions League analysis into must-see TV. It’s breathing fresh life into football punditry, a field that sometimes takes itself a tad too seriously. And Richards, bless him, has embraced his role as the panel’s good-natured punching bag with admirable grace.
Oh right — the actual football. Lost somewhere between the fashion critiques and studio exits was a absolutely bonkers semi-final first leg. Inter twice surged ahead through Thuram and Dumfries, Barcelona twice answered through Yamal and Torres, Dumfries struck again, and then Sommer’s own goal leveled things at 3-3. But somehow, that’s become the footnote to the real entertainment.
Maybe that’s just where football is headed these days — when the lines between sport and entertainment blur, sometimes the best show happens after the final whistle. Just make sure your suit fits when you’re covering it.