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  • Sophie Turner Silences Mom-Shamers with Epic Clapback While Jonas Tours

    Sophie Turner just reminded everyone why she earned that Queen in the North title, and it had nothing to do with dragons or iron thrones. The former Game of Thrones star found herself in a familiar position recently — defending her choices against critics who apparently missed the memo about modern parenting.

    The drama unfolded after Turner posted some carefree snapshots from an Oasis concert, complete with bucket hats and what looked like a well-deserved beer. Pretty standard stuff for a 29-year-old at a British rock show, right? Well, not according to certain corners of the internet.

    “LMFAO I think she has forgotten that she has two kids,” came the predictable mom-shaming comment. Turner’s response? Pure Sansa Stark energy — minus the medieval weaponry.

    “Ah I’m so sorry sometimes I forget some people can’t think for themselves,” she wrote, before dropping the kind of truth bomb that shouldn’t need dropping in 2025: “So… Get this… There’s this crazy thing called shared custody. Maybe, just maybe, they were with their dad that day.”

    The exchange highlights a frustratingly familiar double standard. While Turner catches flak for enjoying a single concert, her ex-husband Joe Jonas is currently zigzagging across the globe on the JONAS20: Living the Dream tour — all 52 dates of it. Funny how nobody’s asking where his kids are during those shows, eh?

    This latest social media dustup comes on the heels of Turner’s raw and honest British Vogue interview, where she opened up about the emotional rollercoaster of her public divorce. “Those were the worst few days of my life,” she shared, touching on the universal experience of mom guilt that doesn’t discriminate between celebrities and regular folks.

    The silver lining? Despite their initially rocky split (complete with the requisite custody battle headlines), Turner and Jonas seem to have found their co-parenting groove. Their daughters Willa, 4, and Delphine, 2, are clearly the priority for both parents. Jonas himself recently praised Turner as “an incredible mom” during a chat with Jay Shetty — proof that sometimes adults can actually act like… well, adults.

    Perhaps the most unexpected plot twist in Turner’s post-divorce story has been the emergence of Taylor Swift as a key supporting character. Swift apparently provided “a home and a safe space” during Turner’s toughest moments — a detail that probably caused more than a few entertainment writers to check their calendars twice.

    “The support I had from the women in my life during that time was the most amazing thing to see,” Turner reflected. “Taylor was an absolute hero to me this year.” (Who had that friendship on their 2025 bingo card?)

    Look, here’s the thing about motherhood in the public eye — or motherhood anywhere, really. Having kids doesn’t mean pressing pause on being human. Sometimes being human means wearing a bucket hat and belting out “Wonderwall” at the top of your lungs. And yeah, sometimes it means having to remind people that fathers are parents too.

    Turner’s clapback wasn’t just about defending her right to enjoy a concert. It was about pushing back against the tired notion that mothers should somehow exist in a perpetual state of visible caregiving. In an age where we’re supposedly more enlightened about gender roles and parenting dynamics, maybe it’s time we stopped clutching our pearls every time a mom dares to have a life beyond the nursery.

    After all, if we’ve learned anything from Turner’s journey — both on screen and off — it’s that the most compelling characters are the ones who refuse to be confined by other people’s expectations.

  • Premier League Icon Son Steals Show in Dramatic LAFC Draw

    A Weekend of Transitions: From Soccer Stars to Global Diplomacy

    The first weekend of March 2025 brought an intriguing mix of sporting drama and diplomatic developments — each telling its own story of change and adaptation in our rapidly evolving world.

    Son Heung-min’s MLS debut for LAFC didn’t exactly follow the typical aging-star script. The South Korean dynamo — still looking remarkably spry at 33 — needed just 30 minutes to remind everyone why he’d terrorized Premier League defenses for nearly a decade. Coming off the bench with the score deadlocked at 1-1, Son’s explosive burst through Chicago Fire’s backline forced a penalty that ultimately secured a 2-2 draw for the visitors.

    Sure, 20 touches and three shots might not sound revolutionary. But anyone watching at Toyota Park saw something different: a European star arriving not for a retirement tour, but with something left to prove. The way Son ghosted past defenders suggested this particular Premier League export hasn’t lost that extra gear that made him special.

    Out West, a different sort of statement was being made on the hardwood. The Golden State Valkyries — probably tired of hearing about the Sparks’ recent hot streak — delivered a masterclass in depth and determination. Their 72-59 dismantling of Los Angeles wasn’t just about Veronica Burton’s 16 points or Cecilia Zandalasini’s sharp-shooting clinic in the first half. It was about championship DNA showing up when it mattered most.

    The Sparks? Well, that nine-point second quarter pretty much tells the story. Even Dearica Hamby’s solid 15-point effort couldn’t salvage an offense that completely lost the plot during a brutal six-minute stretch in the fourth. Sometimes basketball really is that simple — you can’t win if you can’t score.

    But perhaps the weekend’s most fascinating transition was happening thousands of miles away, along the world’s most heavily fortified border. North Korea’s decision to dismantle its propaganda loudspeakers — those iconic symbols of decades-long tension — feels different this time. Maybe it’s because it follows South Korea’s own speaker removal just last week, or perhaps it’s President Lee Jae Myung’s careful diplomatic choreography finally bearing fruit.

    The South Korean military’s cautiously worded statement about “detected activities” speaks volumes about the delicate nature of this dance. After all, when you’re dealing with technically-still-warring nations, even the smallest gestures carry enormous weight.

    These three narratives — a soccer star reinventing himself in America, a basketball powershift in the making, and a cautious step toward peace — might seem disconnected at first glance. But they’re all chapters in the same story: how competition, whether athletic or diplomatic, never really stays still. It evolves, adapts, and sometimes — just sometimes — surprises us with moments of unexpected grace.

  • NASCAR Teen Star’s Victory Dance Turns to Hospital Drama at Watkins Glen

    Victory turned to horror at Watkins Glen International Saturday when NASCAR’s newest sensation, Connor Zilisch, took a frightening tumble during what should’ve been his moment of triumph. The 19-year-old phenom had just clinched his sixth NASCAR Xfinity Series win of 2025 when disaster struck in Victory Lane.

    Racing’s time-honored tradition of climbing atop the winning car went horribly wrong. Zilisch — attempting to mount his No. 88 JR Motorsports Chevrolet for the customary celebration — lost his balance in a heart-stopping moment. One second he was reaching for the roof, the next he was plummeting headfirst toward the pavement, his feet caught in the safety netting like a cruel twist of fate.

    The silence that followed was deafening.

    Medical crews rushed to the motionless driver as team members and officials looked on in stunned disbelief. Though conscious and talking, the severity of the situation became clear as emergency personnel carefully secured Zilisch to a backboard. JR Motorsports later confirmed he was “awake and alert” while being transported to a local hospital for evaluation.

    Talk about terrible timing. The young gun had qualified 25th for Sunday’s NASCAR Cup Series Go Bowling at The Glen, where he was set to challenge teammate Shane Van Gisbergen in what promised to be a fascinating rookie battle. Now that storyline’s been replaced by anxious waiting and “what-ifs.”

    Lost in the post-race chaos was a stellar showing from the rest of the field. Sam Mayer, Sammy Smith, Austin Hill, and Carson Kvapil rounded out the top five — though nobody was much focused on the running order after Zilisch’s fall.

    Perhaps it’s time for a hard look at victory celebrations in motorsport. Sure, they’re part of racing’s DNA — those iconic moments fans remember forever. But when triumph turns to tragedy this quickly… well, maybe some traditions need updating.

    The whole thing serves as a brutal reminder of racing’s fickle nature. One moment you’re on top of the world (or trying to get on top of your car, anyway), the next you’re being loaded into an ambulance. As the NASCAR community holds its collective breath waiting for updates, Sunday’s Cup race at The Glen looms large — potentially minus one of its most intriguing storylines.

    Funny how quickly things change in motorsport. Victory Lane to hospital ward in the blink of an eye. Here’s hoping Zilisch’s next celebration comes soon — and stays purely joyful this time around.

  • Trading with the Stars: Nancy Pelosi’s Wall Street Sensation

    Wall Street’s newest market maverick isn’t a hedge fund titan or a seasoned trader — it’s a power couple from Capitol Hill whose investment success has left even the most experienced financial minds scratching their heads.

    Nancy Pelosi and her husband Paul have quietly amassed a fortune exceeding $263 million, with their investment returns outpacing nearly every professional fund manager on Wall Street. Their portfolio’s staggering 720% return since May 2014 hasn’t just beaten the market — it’s absolutely demolished the S&P 500’s 238% gain over the same period.

    The phenomenon has spawned an unexpected cottage industry: the “Pelosi traders.” These retail investors obsessively track and mirror the couple’s investment moves, hoping to catch lightning in a bottle. And who could blame them? When news broke about Nancy Pelosi’s stake in Tempus AI, the stock rocketed up 36% in a single day’s trading — the kind of move that makes day traders salivate.

    Former President Trump, never one to hold back, recently took aim at their market-beating prowess. “How do these two very average minds beat all of the super geniuses on Wall Street?” he demanded. The question, though characteristically barbed, touches on a sentiment shared across the political spectrum.

    Here’s where things get interesting — and perhaps a bit ironic. The former Speaker has thrown her weight behind legislation that would effectively end her family’s trading success story. The aptly named PELOSI Act (Preventing Elected Leaders from Owning Securities and Investments), championed by an unlikely alliance between Senators Josh Hawley and Kirsten Gillibrand, would bar lawmakers and their spouses from playing the market altogether.

    Sure, the Pelosis have repeatedly swatted away accusations of insider trading. But let’s be real — when your trading returns make Warren Buffett look like an amateur, people are bound to ask questions. The timing of certain trades has raised more than a few eyebrows, though no formal charges have ever materialized.

    For the legion of retail traders who’ve come to view Pelosi trade disclosures as their personal golden goose, the proposed legislation threatens to kill the proverbial golden egg-laying bird. It’s a classic Washington story — success breeds scrutiny, scrutiny breeds reform, and reform often closes the very loopholes that made the success possible in the first place.

    The whole saga reads like a modern American fable about the messy intersection of political power and market profits. As Washington wrestles with these thorny questions heading into 2025, one thing’s crystal clear: the days of congressional trading might be numbered. And perhaps — just perhaps — that’s exactly as it should be.

  • Dolly’s Musical Heir: Carrie St. Louis Dazzles in Nashville Premiere

    Nashville’s latest musical sensation isn’t just another tribute show—it’s a rhinestone-studded celebration that’s got Music City buzzing. “Dolly: A True Original Musical” has transformed the Fisher Center for the Performing Arts into a glittering time capsule of country music history, with Carrie St. Louis stepping into those famous high heels and capturing hearts along the way.

    The show’s been packing houses since its winter debut, and honestly? No surprise there. By mid-January 2025, ticket scalpers were having a field day, prompting organizers to extend the run through month’s end. But this isn’t your typical jukebox musical throwing together greatest hits and calling it a day.

    St. Louis brings something special to the role—a kind of authenticity that can’t be faked (lord knows plenty have tried). Opening night saw her decked out in a show-stopping Dolce & Gabbana number that perfectly captured that pivotal moment when young Dolly first hit Nashville’s streets. “The second I saw this dress, I knew it was the one,” she shared, referencing the show’s costume progression from that memorable bright red ‘rib tickler’ to full-blown superstar glamour.

    Every detail matters here. From the crystalline Judith Leiber butterfly clutch (a clever nod to Dolly’s longtime symbol) to the Marco Bicego jewelry catching stage lights just so. St. Louis has even mastered that signature beauty mark—now part of her pre-show ritual, along with what she lovingly calls “the iconic blue eyeshadow moment.”

    But perhaps the most remarkable aspect of this production is the relationship between star and subject. Working alongside Parton herself—who’s both producing and co-writing the show’s book—has clearly left its mark on the former “Wicked” actress. There’s a genuine warmth when St. Louis speaks about the experience: “She is such an inspiration… I’ll never be able to properly express what an honor it is that she chose me to tell her story every night.”

    The whispers around Nashville’s theater district suggest Broadway’s calling—2026 might see this homegrown hit taking Manhattan by storm. Yet somehow, that feels like getting ahead of ourselves. Right now, there’s something special happening at Belmont University’s Fisher Center that deserves its own moment in the spotlight.

    In these divided times (especially heading into another election year), there’s something remarkably refreshing about Parton’s message of authenticity and kindness taking center stage. St. Louis puts it perfectly: “If we were all a little more like Dolly Parton, the world would be a better place!”

    Rob Pickens deserves a special shoutout for those absolutely fabulous wigs—and they are fabulous, honey. Combined with Parton’s creative fingerprints all over the production, audiences are getting more than just a show. They’re getting a genuine peek behind the rhinestones, into the heart of a woman who proved you can reach for the stars without ever losing sight of your roots.

    The extended run continues through January, and word is the box office phone hasn’t stopped ringing since opening night. Seems like Nashville’s got itself a new classic in the making.

  • Matt Damon’s Double Take: ‘Stuck on You’ Returns as ‘Odyssey’ Beckons

    Hollywood’s streaming landscape keeps evolving at breakneck speed, and August 2025 brings an intriguing mix of comebacks and curtain calls that’s got the entertainment world buzzing.

    Remember that delightfully odd Farrelly Brothers gem “Stuck on You”? Well, darlings, Matt Damon’s 2003 conjoined-twin comedy is finding new life on Hulu starting August 14. The film — which earned a decent 62% on Rotten Tomatoes back in the day — showcases Damon at his most experimental, sharing screen space (quite literally) with Greg Kinnear. Between Cher playing an exaggerated version of herself and Meryl Streep’s scene-stealing cameo, it’s the kind of star-studded curiosity that deserves a second look.

    Speaking of Damon… Word around Tinseltown suggests he’s about to tackle perhaps the most ambitious role of his career. Christopher Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of “The Odyssey” has assembled what can only be described as a dream team cast. Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, and Tom Holland are joining forces for this epic undertaking — and honey, that first trailer playing in theaters right now? Pure cinematic electricity.

    Television’s been serving up its own share of drama lately. “Resident Alien” — that quirky little masterpiece that maintained an almost unheard-of 98% on Rotten Tomatoes — took its final bow on August 8. After four spectacular seasons, the farewell hit harder than expected. Alan Tudyk (who absolutely owned that role, let’s be honest) posted the sweetest goodbye on Threads: “It was a hell of a fun playground to play in. Laughter through the tears :))).”

    But just as one otherworldly tale wraps up, another comes screaming into orbit. Noah Hawley’s “Alien: Earth” lands on FX and Hulu August 12, already boasting a rather impressive 90% on Rotten Tomatoes. The series brings those terrifying xenomorphs right to our doorstep — though not everyone’s thrilled about Hawley’s decision to break away from Ridley Scott’s recent prequel mythology. Still, early buzz suggests this bold new direction might be exactly what the franchise needs.

    The entertainment world never stands still, does it? From streaming platforms playing musical chairs with content to beloved series taking their final bows, the industry keeps reinventing itself. Whether it’s forgotten comedies finding fresh audiences or iconic franchises being reimagined for modern times, Hollywood’s talent for surprising us remains gloriously intact. Now, if you’ll excuse me — these Louboutins aren’t going to walk themselves to the next screening.

  • Jonathan Bailey: From Bridgerton Rake to Hollywood’s Hottest Leading Man

    Hollywood’s latest leading man is giving everyone whiplash — and for good reason. Jonathan Bailey’s meteoric rise from period drama heartthrob to blockbuster star has been nothing short of spectacular, though perhaps “meteoric” doesn’t quite capture the decade-plus of steady work that preceded his current moment in the spotlight.

    The 37-year-old Brit first caught the public’s eye as the brooding Anthony Bridgerton, but these days he’s everywhere you look. Take “Wicked,” for instance. The hotly anticipated musical adaptation has been raking in both critical acclaim and box office gold, boasting an impressive 88% on the Tomatometer. Bailey’s Prince Fiyero (alongside powerhouses Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande) has audiences practically swooning in the aisles — reflected in that astronomical 95% audience score.

    Then there’s “Jurassic World Rebirth.” Now here’s where things get interesting… Critics have been somewhat lukewarm, landing at 51%, while audiences are absolutely eating it up with a 71% approval rating. Those now-infamous “little glasses” Bailey sports as paleontologist Dr. Henry Loomis probably aren’t hurting matters. Who knew spectacles and dinosaurs could make such a compelling combination?

    But let’s not forget his more serious endeavors. “Testament of Youth” showcases a different side of Bailey entirely. His turn as Geoffrey Thurlow in this WWI drama proves the man can do far more than charm his way through a scene. The film’s 84% critical rating speaks volumes, though interestingly enough, audiences came in slightly lower at 78% — a rare reversal of the usual pattern.

    Looking back through Bailey’s filmography reveals something rather fascinating: a slow-burning career that’s been quietly building momentum since 2004’s “Five Children and It.” Sure, there were a few bumps along the way (“The Young Messiah” and its middling 50% rating comes to mind), but each role seems to have been carefully chosen, leading to his current status as Hollywood’s newest darling.

    What’s particularly remarkable about Bailey’s trajectory is his ability to win over both critics and casual viewers alike. Those recent Critics’ Choice and Satellite Award wins for “Fellow Travellers” certainly didn’t hurt. And while that face of his could launch a thousand ships, it’s the depth of talent behind those famous specs that’s really turning heads in Tinseltown.

    With roles spanning everything from biblical epics to dino-adventures to fantasy musicals, Bailey’s refusing to be boxed in. And speaking of musicals — “Wicked: For Good” is slated to hit theaters late next year, suggesting 2025 might be even bigger for this rising star. In an industry that often tries to pigeonhole its leading men, Bailey’s proving that versatility (and yes, those glasses) might just be the secret sauce for lasting success.

  • Christopher Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ Breaks Records as Hollywood’s Most Ambitious Epic

    Hollywood’s most enigmatic auteur is at it again. Christopher Nolan, fresh off wrapping his most ambitious project to date, continues to dominate industry chatter — and honestly, who can blame them? Between his latest epic undertaking and the quarter-century milestone of his groundbreaking career, there’s plenty to dissect.

    “The Odyssey” just wrapped production, and darlings, it’s already making waves. Not content with merely adapting Homer’s classic tale, Nolan’s gone and pushed the envelope (as usual) by shooting the entire spectacle with IMAX cameras — a first for any commercial feature film. IMAX chief Rich Gelfond spilled the tea about Nolan’s characteristically bold approach: apparently, the director called him up a full year before filming, casually announcing his intention to shoot the whole thing in IMAX. Because naturally, why do anything by half measures?

    The production itself reads like a glamorous traveler’s bucket list — Morocco, Greece, Italy, Malta, Scotland, and Iceland all served as backdrops for this epic undertaking. With a cast that includes Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Zendaya, and Anne Hathaway (talk about star power!), “The Odyssey” is positioning itself as 2026’s must-see cinematic event. They’re so confident, in fact, that tickets went on sale last week — a full year before its July 17 release. That’s either supreme confidence or supreme madness… though with Nolan, those two often go hand in hand.

    Meanwhile, as Hollywood buzzes about this upcoming epic, there’s a delicious bit of irony in celebrating the 25th anniversary of “Memento” — the film that launched Nolan’s reign over mind-bending cinema. Here’s the kicker: the original concept wasn’t even his. The seed of this groundbreaking film came from his brother Jonathan’s short story “Memento Mori,” written during his Georgetown days. Leave it to the Nolan brothers to turn a psychology class inspiration into one of cinema’s most innovative narratives.

    “Memento” didn’t just break the mold — it shattered it, rebuilt it, and then twisted it inside out for good measure. Its reverse chronology and interweaving black-and-white sequences with color footage became the blueprint for Nolan’s signature style. Guy Pearce’s Leonard Shelby emerged as the prototype for the complex protagonists we’d come to expect in later works like “Inception,” “The Prestige,” and “Tenet” — each pushing the boundaries of what audiences would willingly wrap their minds around.

    What’s particularly fascinating about Nolan’s trajectory is how he’s managed to maintain his artistic integrity while becoming a commercial powerhouse. From “Memento’s” mind-bending narrative to “The Odyssey’s” technical innovations, he’s proven that you don’t have to dumb things down for box office success. In fact, he’s shown that audiences are hungry for complexity — when it’s served with enough style and substance.

    Looking back at 25 years of Nolan’s work while anticipating his latest venture, one thing’s crystal clear: whether he’s exploring the labyrinth of human memory or reimagining ancient Greek epics, the man knows how to keep us guessing. And really, isn’t that exactly what we want from our storytellers?

  • Death Books Another Appointment: Final Destination 7 Rises From the Grave

    Death’s dance card is filling up again, and Hollywood’s favorite franchise about fatal finales is ready for another spin. Warner Bros. has just announced Final Destination 7 — because in Tinseltown, nothing says “success” quite like a fresh batch of elaborately choreographed demises.

    The decision comes hot on the heels of Final Destination: Bloodlines, which woke from its 14-year slumber to absolutely demolish box office expectations. Not just a hit — we’re talking a $285 million haul against a modest $50 million budget. That kind of math makes studio executives weak in the knees.

    Let’s be real — this franchise has always served up death with a side of delicious irony. Think of it as watching the universe’s most twisted event planner at work, meticulously arranging everything from falling air conditioners to malfunctioning tanning beds. (Speaking of which, whatever happened to those death traps from 2003? Thank goodness for modern safety regulations.)

    The studio’s tapped Lori Evans Taylor to orchestrate the next round of mayhem. After co-writing Bloodlines with Scream alum Gary Busick, she’s proven she knows how to craft those signature death sequences that keep audiences simultaneously covering their eyes and peeking through their fingers.

    Bloodlines didn’t just succeed — it soared. That 93% critics’ score on Rotten Tomatoes? In an era where streaming platforms are churning out horror films faster than you can say “jump scare,” that’s practically miraculous. Sometimes a decade-plus beauty sleep does wonders for creative rejuvenation.

    The numbers tell quite a story… nearly $983 million globally across the franchise. With lucky number seven on the horizon, that billion-dollar milestone is practically inevitable — not bad for a series that started with a plane crash and a bunch of teenagers who should’ve just stayed home.

    Perhaps the most touching element of Bloodlines was Tony Todd’s final appearance. His passing shortly after filming lent a bittersweet note to his role as the franchise’s prophetic voice of doom. In a series about death’s inevitability, his performance served as both a farewell and a reminder that some legacies truly are immortal.

    While the casting remains under wraps (though in this franchise, that’s hardly shocking — the mortality rate rivals a George R.R. Martin novel), the production team is stacked. Craig Perry, Jon Watts, Dianne McGunigle, and Sheila Hanahan Taylor are back to ensure Death’s appointment book stays meticulously organized.

    In 2025’s landscape of endless reboots and tired retreads, Final Destination stands apart. It’s maintained its deadly serious approach while serving just enough knowing winks to keep audiences invested. After all, in Hollywood, the only thing better than a comeback story is one that absolutely kills at the box office.

  • A Star Is Born: Athletics’ Kurtz Delivers Historic Four-Homer Show

    Baseball has its share of fairy tales, but what unfolded at Minute Maid Park last night felt more like something straight out of MLB The Show 25. Oakland A’s rookie Nick Kurtz didn’t just have a career night — he wrote himself into baseball lore with a performance that left even the most seasoned statisticians scrambling for context.

    Four home runs. Six hits total. Eight RBIs. Sometimes numbers tell the whole story, but not this time.

    The rookie’s historic outburst against the Houston Astros — yeah, those Astros, the ones who’ve owned the AL West for what feels like forever — wasn’t just about the box score. Each blast seemed to carry its own personality, turning Minute Maid’s Crawford Boxes into his personal playground. The first one? Pure opposite-field power. The second? A moonshot that probably had NASA checking their radar.

    “Speechless,” Kurtz managed to mumble during his post-game chat with Dallas Braden and Chris Caray on A’s Cast. For once, the usually chatty rookie found himself at a loss for words — and who could blame him?

    Look, four-homer games are about as rare as finding a reasonable parking spot at Oracle Arena during a Warriors playoff game. We’re talking 18 times in MLB history. That’s it. To put it in perspective, there’ve been more perfect games thrown than players who’ve gone yard four times in nine innings.

    What makes this even sweeter for A’s fans — and lord knows they could use some sugar this season — is the timing. In a year where most headlines about Oakland baseball have centered around attendance woes and Vegas rumors, Kurtz’s explosion serves as a much-needed reminder: sometimes baseball’s magic shows up when you least expect it.

    The left-handed slugger’s clinic couldn’t have come at a better moment for a franchise desperately seeking signs of life in their rebuild. Between the endless speculation about relocation and a win-loss record that looks more like a typo, the Green and Gold faithful needed something — anything — to celebrate.

    Sure, one game doesn’t turn around a season. Baseball’s too long, too grueling for that. But for one night, at least, an A’s rookie reminded everyone why this sport remains unmatched in its capacity for the extraordinary. In an era obsessed with launch angles and exit velocity, Kurtz delivered something refreshingly old-school: pure, unadulterated power hitting that would’ve made Reggie Jackson crack a smile.

    For the record books, it’ll go down as just another four-homer game. But for those who witnessed it — whether in person or through their phones while doom-scrolling about the latest tech layoffs — it was something more. It was a glimpse of what could be, a flash of brilliance in an otherwise dim season, and maybe, just maybe, the start of something special in Oakland.

    Or Vegas. But that’s another story for another day.